Why are there practically no Thanksgiving songs

  • What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner? I’m stuffed!

  • What happens when a turkey dies? They get cran-buried!

  • What kind of train does a turkey ride on? A gravy train!

  • How many turkeys are on the farm on Thanksgiving? It depends on how many people were hungry!

  • Why was the turkey sad? He knew he was getting gobbled!

  • What do you do with a fat turkey? Eat it!

  • What do you do with a skinny turkey? Stuff it and eat it!

  • What do you do with an obese turkey? Use two ovens!

  • How many turkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know either, I was asking you!

  • How do you know a turkey is ready for dinner? The timer is popped!

  • What do Sesame Street characters have for Thanksgiving? A Big Bird!

  • How did the scarecrow mess up Thanksgiving dinner? He put the wrong stuffing in the turkey!

  • Why was the turkey excited for Thanksgiving? The farmer invited it to dinner!

  • What did the mad turkey say to the other turkey? Go pluck yourself!

  • What’s better than a turkey on Thanksgiving? A turkey wrapped in bacon!

  • What kind of cup does a turkey drink from? A goblet!

  • If April showers bring may flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!

  • You just can’t take a turkey to church; they’re so FOWL!

  • If Pilgrims were on the road today, what would they be driving? Plymouth cars!

  • What instrument can a turkey play? The drums!

  • What do turkeys do when they see a turkey hunter? They start quacking!

  • What kind of key can’t open a door? A turKEY!

  • What do Pilgrims see before they die? The Pil-grim reaper!

  • What was the turkey’s cause of death? Fowl play!

  • Can a turkey jump higher than the Eiffel Tower? Yes, because the Eiffel Tower can’t jump!