What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner? I’m stuffed!
What happens when a turkey dies? They get cran-buried!
What kind of train does a turkey ride on? A gravy train!
How many turkeys are on the farm on Thanksgiving? It depends on how many people were hungry!
Why was the turkey sad? He knew he was getting gobbled!
What do you do with a fat turkey? Eat it!
What do you do with a skinny turkey? Stuff it and eat it!
What do you do with an obese turkey? Use two ovens!
How many turkeys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don’t know either, I was asking you!
How do you know a turkey is ready for dinner? The timer is popped!
What do Sesame Street characters have for Thanksgiving? A Big Bird!
How did the scarecrow mess up Thanksgiving dinner? He put the wrong stuffing in the turkey!
Why was the turkey excited for Thanksgiving? The farmer invited it to dinner!
What did the mad turkey say to the other turkey? Go pluck yourself!
What’s better than a turkey on Thanksgiving? A turkey wrapped in bacon!
What kind of cup does a turkey drink from? A goblet!
If April showers bring may flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
You just can’t take a turkey to church; they’re so FOWL!
If Pilgrims were on the road today, what would they be driving? Plymouth cars!
What instrument can a turkey play? The drums!
What do turkeys do when they see a turkey hunter? They start quacking!
What kind of key can’t open a door? A turKEY!
What do Pilgrims see before they die? The Pil-grim reaper!
What was the turkey’s cause of death? Fowl play!
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